Sixthded!!!!

That's the name on the Twitter feed........

That's rude

Yup it's a Hallmark card

This joke is about as funny as running lap of an obstacle circuit

You were not late my soldier. We were merely early.

Lacri??

Really? Because I think these jokes are running out of energy....... Maybe a new battery would help

Can't you read? It's says swag has no expiry date duh

I'm Australian with Greek, German and British backgrounds

Well then.

Hi 5!!

Hey it's you again!! Sup Mayte :)

They live in tree hollows, they like the confined space.

Gotta leave it all behind

Exagggggggggggggggerationnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Sorry but I'm very passionate about reptiles, my school has an entire room full of them. It used to be the largest in Australia but recently there was a fire and we lost many of them. I'm always happy to hear someone say they look after our animals like that. Faith in humanity restored :)

Carpet Pythons are native and It's illegal to take any wildlife from the wild in Australia, if the several breeds of python in Australia was taken away the amount of small rodents like rats and mice that eat out food crops would greatly increase and cause harm to our agricultural community. We need snakes and pythons in Australia.

Sometimes I wish I'd never been born at all ^^^^