Jade

jade


That’s not my name I just like the stone

— Jade Report User
Every girl's crazy 'bout a half-dressed man 8 comments
jade · 10 years ago
"Buisness in the front, party in the back" is never a good motto.
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My street in the year 1900 vs. My street today 15 comments
jade · 10 years ago
Two entire buildings are gone, and have not been replaced tho.
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Cute kitten plays in covers 52 comments
jade · 10 years ago
You didn't recognize me?
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Cyberbullying 23 comments
jade · 10 years ago
No but I think he means black people use the word nigga every day, but if a white person says it they're all the sudden a member of the KKK.
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Guess which one 24 comments
jade · 10 years ago
No, but he kinda looks as if he's about to attack his ride with them
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Guess which one 24 comments
jade · 10 years ago
Being Lucifer, you should have said "he's obviously from my land."
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My friend made these stickers and stuck them to people all day... 2 comments
jade · 10 years ago
If I were a teacher, these would be the stickers I gave out.
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NUTELLA SEND THIS TO ME HOUSE OMG 13 comments
jade · 10 years ago
What the fuck I want one
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Now you know where the pyramids are 5 comments
jade · 10 years ago
The limestone was stripped to build houses.
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For those feeling dumb 39 comments
jade · 10 years ago
No one else noticed lough?
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O_o 7 comments
jade · 10 years ago
Poor cat. It has probably been through a lot.
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It doesn't get any cooler than this 26 comments
jade · 10 years ago
As a person that wears heels this is horrifying. Make them into stairs and I'll surely die
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This floor is made from leather belts 6 comments
jade · 10 years ago
Wait until you spill a drink
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Artistic laziness 2 comments
jade · 10 years ago
My grandma used to have a dog that looked like that. She actually also used I have a bed identical to the one in the picture. It's kind of scary.
When your step-parent tries to discipline you. 17 comments
jade · 10 years ago
This is why I want to kill that guy in my English class.... They are perfect dopplegangers accept the one I know is the biggest dumbass I've ever known he literally said this to me. Now I think I'll be more satisfied when I stab him in the chest.
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The fastest pilots in the world 6 comments
jade · 10 years ago
Just a thought Jesus christ
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The fastest pilots in the world 6 comments
jade · 10 years ago
They should rename it Mockingjay
Better to be in prison 14 comments
jade · 10 years ago
Ok someone has to prove to me that's a prison.
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Well done japan 18 comments
jade · 10 years ago
It repeats what you say back to you while you're still speaking. So your brain quite literally 'can't even.'
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Movies Coming Soon 2014-2017 55 comments
jade · 10 years ago
Forgot the Seventh Son. I wanna see that so bad.
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The funniest dedications 18 comments
jade · 10 years ago
All I can think about is Colin Firth's role in Dorian Gray where the exact opposite was going on
Spoken like a true champ, Jennifer. 8 comments
jade · 10 years ago
You have no idea how much this is me right now
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Getting people to like you isn't that hard 13 comments
jade · 10 years ago
Who wants to be friends with beliebers anyways
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Sounds about right 5 comments
jade · 10 years ago
There's always taking a nap
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Because some of us are bound to end up there 16 comments
jade · 10 years ago
For Narnia! And for Aslan!
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