Where tf is the but button

*not all emojis

I actually don't wake up with messy hair...

I have a Norwegian forest cat mixed with a rag doll... SHE IS SO FLUFFY

I would say the truth but everyone in the comments is so positive and I don't feel like any hate

You had to include the American part, too.

I have tried a lot of prescriptions and stuff for acne but I just started using the Mary Kay acne treatment kit (or whatever it's called,) and my skin has been so clear and smooth. So with anyone struggling, just try it.

Am I the only one around here that has almost been killed multiple times by people doing their make up instead of looking at the road? How about you do it before you get in the car.

I remember when I first saw that movie when I was in first or second grade.... My dad and I went to the gas station to get candy and stuff, when he said "keep the change" I said this to the cashier.

Perhaps you haven't seen any Centaurs yet?

That's Gale
Wishing he would have carried people out of district 12

*wakes up in middle of the night*

I have learned to do that. It's a good life when you can memorize the peoples hand writing. Not really it's the most useless talent ever.

Looks like the Pepsi logo

I love how if you tilt it another way it says 'still a massive twat'