She's the one who copies everyone. Just look at her Instagram

Accept he doesn't actually live in it.

My harness came off on a rollercoaster once. My answer is yes, I would ride.

How have I never noticed this

I got a signed poster from Dan and Phil. My mom decided to staple wrapping paper to it in the container. Now there are two little holes in dan's heart, and Phil's. Thanks, mom.

The earth is in the Milky Way -_- that would be the asteroid belt.

"Mama?"

Caesar actually was a huge asshole tho

I was talking to my ex at an event a few weeks ago and as I was going to leave he said "WAIT" so I turned around.... Then he goes, "Just to be clear, I'm homosexual."

TELL ME HOOMAN WHY HOOMANS ARE ARGUING ABOUT A DRESS IF SOME SAY I ONLY SEE BLACK AND WHITE

There is nothing that can be invented to produce infinite amounts of energy, according to the theory of conservation of energy.

Me as a pale person in Florida

Albino*

Like if you are a superior thespian

Where's the three finger solute?

"OH NO MY MUSTACHE!"

Harry potter....

Petition to change it to 12 pm and noon to be am

EAT MORE CHIKIN (that's what the writing reminded me of)