Jade

jade


That’s not my name I just like the stone

— Jade Report User
Imagine the frustration: WHY CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT I SEE!? 28 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I am a tetrochromat. You can find out by seeing colors that are not displayed on RGB screens, and there is also a light test where the tetrochromat bends two rods to similar frequencies. (which I really want to try.) And a tetrochromat also knows when they see a famous work of art in real life that the artist had a similar fourth cone, (aka me vs starry night.)
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Bored in Class.? 6 comments
jade · 9 years ago
If I were a mythical creature
Big props to you 39 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Save the girl impersonating me on Twitter. Reading her tweets she obviously has an advanced mental illness.
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My Mom Exactly x 3 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I'm curvy and it's rare that I find jeans that fit it's ridiculous
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This is actually my life 4 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I am the tall friend
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Get ready for the Feels 4 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I watched that video before. I was so upset afterwards.
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PREACH 26 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Yes. I'm in Florida and in history class I have had to learn all about the pillars of Islam and different types of Muslims. I don't understand why the technicalities matter, instead of just saying "this group did this."
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2015, the year of new old movies 9 comments
jade · 9 years ago
No, that's like eating a normal pizza, because all pizza is like the pizza made before it.
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Ad placements 13 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I've seen some horrible things left up on school computers
Ad placements 13 comments
jade · 9 years ago
It's not 5trep because I've seen this many times before
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Cant tell you how many times i went without 36 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Are you serious
Special Place in Hell 14 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I don't do this and there's already a special place in hell for me. It's called the throne.
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This is how you convert a physical book into an ebook 4 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Science is cool
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Nick Offermen's thought on Chris Pratt 3 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I wish someone thought of me that way
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But I'm dumb, stressed, and lazy 19 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Same
But I'm dumb, stressed, and lazy 19 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I already am smart, motivated, constantly stressed, and rarely valued by society
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smh :( 3 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Tell him you want it by summer, I miss my winter.
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Sometimes I can't stop my hips 9 comments
jade · 9 years ago
IT WAS HORRIFYING FOR ME TOO
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Mother I have something to tell you 9 comments
jade · 9 years ago
His father will hear about this
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I'm such a loser, but probably everyone is here... It's cute though 13 comments
jade · 9 years ago
You're right I'm cool
I'm such a loser, but probably everyone is here... It's cute though 13 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I can't tell if I'm in the 2.6% that aren't or the 97.4% that is
Common core is ruining America 26 comments
jade · 9 years ago
This speaks to me on a spiritual level
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I see what you did 7 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Steps one and two complete.
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I think that a simple punishment is not enough 22 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I wanted to slap her but she's way too whiny about little things even
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I think that a simple punishment is not enough 22 comments
jade · 9 years ago
My seven year old sister gave me the finger today when I told her not to sit on something in my room :'(
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