Jade

jade


That’s not my name I just like the stone

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Why the Pink Ranger left the team 6 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Nah she just teaches my acting class
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Why the Pink Ranger left the team 6 comments
jade · 9 years ago
That awkward moment when you know someone who used to write for Power Rangers
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12 and now 5 comments
jade · 9 years ago
My life is way better than when I was twelve. This is reverse for me.
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Better than being a tree 7 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I was booked for a music video and performed in the park this past December
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Better than being a tree 7 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Yeah and I got downgraded from a peasant woman to a tree before practice and my drama teacher denied it. That's right, I was tree #5. Now I've been hired by Disney twice. School plays don't mean anything.
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And a moat 27 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Did you mean: fort
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A painting escapes into reality 5 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Looking back at your past like
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This 3,000 year old Egyptian bust looks mildly like Michael Jackson 13 comments
jade · 9 years ago
When I saw that (I think at the Met?) I pointed it out to my grandma and she almost disowned me.
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Nevermind, they texted 4 comments
jade · 9 years ago
When your crush unfollows you on Instagram :(
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~me and my girl went outside to scream at the sun~ 51 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Nyan cat
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So this just happened 4 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I talk to most of my friends in Instagram DMs anyways
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Life Hacks 101 16 comments
jade · 9 years ago
This picture makes me so angry
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I'm seriously so angry right now 14 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Or you could do what I do when someone lies and start singing why you always lyin next time you overhear her.
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I'm seriously so angry right now 14 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I seriously hate it when other girls do that for attention. Just don't even talk to her and if people bring it up to you, tell them the truth.
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Imagine the frustration: WHY CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT I SEE!? 28 comments
jade · 9 years ago
The extra colors a tetrachromat sees are usually similar to a color already on the RBG spectrum. So, they would classify their extra colors as extra blues, or reds, or maybe oranges. For me, it's more between blue and violet
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America will have a great weekend 10 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Well Rubio just came into my drama class for no reason one day
America will have a great weekend 10 comments
jade · 9 years ago
No he just thought about the question for a very awkward amount of time and then said "I'm an animal person." Like so do you like giraffes or not
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Imagine the frustration: WHY CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT I SEE!? 28 comments
jade · 9 years ago
*whispers* you can't see what he sees unless you have a similar fourth cone
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America will have a great weekend 10 comments
jade · 9 years ago
I asked Marco Rubio if he liked giraffes and he didn't give me a straight answer.
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Almost every attractive guy.. 56 comments
jade · 9 years ago
When your crush is a celebrity that's twice your age and doesn't know you exist
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This is amazing 12 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Have to admit, it takes a lot of skill to build a structure out of those limited materials, that won't fall down on you.
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This driveway pattern 4 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Looks like a photoshop mistake
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Imagine the frustration: WHY CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT I SEE!? 28 comments
jade · 9 years ago
Negative effects: getting pissed when two screens look different and no one else sees it. Also, when people try to argue with me about color it gets intense.
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Imagine the frustration: WHY CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT I SEE!? 28 comments
jade · 9 years ago
It's a mutation, not a disorder. But, it's the same thing that causes men to be colorblind.
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