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That’s not my name I just like the stone

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Hide the pain 14 comments

jade · 9 years ago

I always have to crouch down to take pictures with people

Something's f*cky 6 comments

jade · 9 years ago

*cuts off finger* no, I have five, what were you saying again?

I don't know what they expect 25 comments

jade · 9 years ago

Yep.

After hearing Alan rickman died 2 comments

jade · 9 years ago

I cried the whole day. I could not control my emotions.

For a Dumbass, he has a point 8 comments

jade · 9 years ago

*whispers* Shrek is life

For a Dumbass, he has a point 8 comments

jade · 9 years ago

Well, you know what they say
Shrek is love...

For a Dumbass, he has a point 8 comments

jade · 9 years ago

Also like an ogre

I don't know what they expect 25 comments

jade · 9 years ago

When I was eight I watched stuff like Orphan with my parents

Tit...For...Tat? 25 comments

jade · 9 years ago

Why not both?

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I must be a master chef then 5 comments

jade · 9 years ago

He could make me a bowl of cereal any day

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Just why? 22 comments

jade · 9 years ago

I think it makes people look like cattle, not very flattering.

Awwww who's a cute little tyrant? 2 comments

jade · 9 years ago

Calm down ducknaereys targaryen

Tit...For...Tat? 25 comments

jade · 9 years ago

I just haven't hung it up yet, so I stuck it right there.

Tit...For...Tat? 25 comments

jade · 9 years ago

I took self defense, and sleep with a sword under my mattress. It's not my family, it's me.

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Modern day insanity 7 comments

jade · 9 years ago

No, I walk six feet away from my bed to the treadmill so that I don't even have to leave my house

Tit...For...Tat? 25 comments

jade · 9 years ago

The only reason I've never had my phone taken away is that I threatened to take their phone and hide it.

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Over baked to class 12 comments

jade · 9 years ago

Question one: do you know the muffin man?
*sweats nervously*

To my virtual imgur friends 17 comments

jade · 9 years ago

Thank you

"b*tch" 8 comments

jade · 9 years ago

A poem dedicated to me I assume

Really 5 comments

jade · 9 years ago

....because I look a lot cooler on my Instagram

Really 5 comments

jade · 9 years ago

I would do it

Except he didn't make it :( RIP Alan Rickman 20 comments

jade · 9 years ago

I am actually crying

Wish our King the best of luck 8 comments

jade · 9 years ago

I want to see him win before I die

Trial by combat like in the old days 9 comments

jade · 9 years ago

Fight me like a man

The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time. 5 comments

jade · 9 years ago

ONE WITH A COLLAR