Choir perfectly imitates a thunderstorm, then they start singing.. 8 comments
jade
· 6 years ago
(Marks down to send to choir director)
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Stop this man 5 comments
jade
· 6 years ago
I had my dentist pull the wrong tooth when I was 6 or 7. I remember she also used to put scissors in my mouth, do quick random movements and say “YOUR CAVITIES ARE JUMPING AROUND!!”
Keanu is a national treasure 8 comments
jade
· 6 years ago
One time a pap was cussing out me and a young girl next to me. I stuck my phone out to take a selfie with him, and I now have a pic of his camera lens disappearing behind my shoulder as he ran away.
I would never use this bathroom 8 comments
jade
· 6 years ago
That is if I noticed, after typing that I remembered when I was at the airport and I opened the stall door and someone was RIGHT THERE. She forgot her phone in the stall.
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I would never use this bathroom 8 comments
jade
· 6 years ago
Well, I would probably feel in my pocket/purse for my pocket knife before asking them what the hell theyre doing
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Popsicles 5 comments
jade
· 6 years ago
As a cat owner, I doubt it. My cat has a sweet tooth. However, it makes sense that they wouldn’t be able to taste sweet because their diet is supposed to be mainly protein.
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ALLEGATIONS 7 comments
jade
· 6 years ago
I’ve got a nice one. I’m not gonna name him, but a few months ago before all of this stuff came out, I met an actor who gave me a talk about pedophilia and perversion in the acting industry and warned me to be careful. However, I’m pretty sure he was talking about the other actor in the room.
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Old wooden house on a giant rock 5 comments
jade
· 6 years ago
But when it was stable, if ever, it must've been cool as hell. You could be king of the rock
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James McAvoy killed Jennifer Lawrence 17 comments
That's a puppy 3 comments
jade
· 6 years ago
Yeah I was thinking, you should put a clear coat or varnish on any kitchen surface
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Eat blob tea with class 24 comments
jade
· 6 years ago
Ok thank you. I was confused because the first time I drank bubble tea the blobs were frozen and then second time when they weren't I was even more like "what do I do"
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Eat blob tea with class 24 comments
Need advice 29 comments
jade
· 6 years ago
As a woman, I hate these kind of women. Sure, some people don't like interaction, and everyone knows there's a certain risk to initiating in conversation with strangers. But on the defense? Asking for someone's number isn't violence. A TSA agent has the power to ACTUALLY grope you. That's not part of the story though, is it? A QUESTION? Jeez, stop telling women words are sexist violence.
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