Jade

jade


That’s not my name I just like the stone

— Jade Report User
Well I know lots of horror stories 60 comments
jade · 37 weeks ago
The wifi is out
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Is this true? 11 comments
jade · 38 weeks ago
To be honest I have never thought about this
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Sleepwalking recipe 10 comments
jade · 38 weeks ago
You wipe your ass with bread?
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Sleepwalking recipe 10 comments
jade · 38 weeks ago
Imagine not knowing that you sleep walk and you wake up to that on the counter
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I was looking for a place to rent and... Well 7 comments
jade · 39 weeks ago
That is terrifying
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Pro truck driver 4 comments
jade · 39 weeks ago
Wow, thank god for that red circle. Wouldn’t have spotted the truck without it!
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Hmmmm ? 12 comments
jade · 40 weeks ago
The red dot
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Fun fact 40 comments
jade · 40 weeks ago
Also, maybe the small fact frog was misused here...
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Fun fact 40 comments
jade · 40 weeks ago
Sadly, a lot of people seem to care a lot
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that idea tho. 12 comments
jade · 40 weeks ago
“Filthy and unwashed”
Most women wash their crotch area far more often than they wash their hair. Soap and water also doesn’t remove hair.
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The candle burn 8 comments
jade · 41 weeks ago
You may be able to DIY one though!
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Who else has a junk drawer 31 comments
jade · 41 weeks ago
Southeast here. Kitchen junk drawer
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Dead or alive? 12 comments
jade · 43 weeks ago
Aileavie
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Pretty much 3 comments
jade · 43 weeks ago
I’m sure we can all relate to sneezing mate
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Self care is the best care 4 comments
jade · 43 weeks ago
Rn I feel shitty about how clumsy I am, how do i improve that
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Destroy all evil energies in your life 3 comments
jade · 43 weeks ago
The cat that looks dark brown is annoyed
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Pretty much 9 comments
jade · 43 weeks ago
This one time in middle school, we had an anti bullying assembly and they sold t-shirts afterwards. Literally all of the meanest bitches made sure they were the first to buy them
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Thanks to all the fragile people 10 comments
jade · 43 weeks ago
I’ve watched a lot of great old movies lately (Heathers, Mrs. Doubtfire, etc,) and have just thought “wow, you could NOT make these movies today.”
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Ayaan Hirsi Ali, everybody. 26 comments
jade · 44 weeks ago
Quran (4:11) - "The male shall have the equal of the portion of two females"
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What if I told you this is a drawing 13 comments
jade · 44 weeks ago
Artist?
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Smoothhhhhhh 11 comments
jade · 44 weeks ago
She notated the order at the bottom in fine tip sharpie
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The grandfather, the father, and the son 3 comments
jade · 44 weeks ago
The archway is gone :(
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Cards against humanity 9 comments
jade · 44 weeks ago
I’ve had people put down my cards for being too offensive. Like that’s the game, hoe
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Today years old 13 comments
jade · 45 weeks ago
Not all of them do that lol
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