One time When I did this, my foot accidentally hit the switch and turned off the light. So I kept going and my foot slipped and I fell to the floor. That was the last time I ever did that.

But recipe for pumpkin pie is infinite. :)

I'd laugh my ass off if I saw this in real life

I watched this movie at least 10 times

Flop away son while you can

So if that is that big, how big would understanding women be?

I'd shit my pants if I saw this

Everyone has a little kid inside of them

Much drama
Such princess

Best costume I've seen

Much anger
Such evil

Seems legit

He is getting his freeze gun

(Star Wars theme song plays)
Me: grabs light saber

Why women live longer than men

Pelican: What? What fish? What you talking about?

Please apply cold water to burned area

Welcome to the WNBA

This is why I only smile

Student loans be like

Nooooooo!!! No no no no no no!!!!!! Sorry I own two of my own shiba inus (doge)

If this was real I would get my ass in my car and drive as fucking far away from that place as possible

Hey I wanna be on tv