why is this so... satisfying?

Scared the 'shot' out of her...

goddam. so perfect.

Turns it into underground tree house*

As a 6'6" 14 year old, I know I'm still growing. This shower is necessary for my survival.

white girls have stats like
likes said: 1,894,234,809,843,467,169,298
starbucks bought: 47,900,298,374,782
bottles of nuttela eaten: 31,792,837,432
uggs worn: 6,168,946
one direction: all

all i can think of is ace ventura

it didn't work. did i miss a step?

spongebob: What do you want to do today?
patrick: I don't know. what do yoouuu want to do today?
spongebob: I don't know. what do yoouuu want to do today?
patrick: I don't know. what do yoouuu want to do today?
spongebob: I don't know. what do yoouuu want to do today

Happy seashell is high on all the drugs!

wtf? Does that mean I'm Batman? lemme look for my parents real quick just to be sure...

cant tell if this is good or bad....

so hes like a forever baby husky!!

oh my jesus im coming in a very different way.

if a whole bunch of guys go for a sleep over and they all have morning wood... would it be a forest? or what?

how is it so perfect? its so smooth and symmetrical. why? whats the science behind this?

I ain't even mad.

i didn't even read the whole title before i thought "wait a minute... somethings a little fishy here..."

dog peepee

hey what can i say, i'd have the same reaction.

Really puts Minecraft into perspective...

AAAAaaaaaalllllll righty then!!