Dammit, Satan ripped me off!

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His wings might be clipped and he can't fly down.

I think its three.

I searched it and looked at the first four things that came up. It says 20 hours max, between weight of organs, possible blood clots, and possible ruptured vessels. Obviously shows don't look into it or don't care enough to look into it.

Or ankle tattoo

Futuracha Pro

Understandable @dash224 I get it.

Staring isn't acceptable but is a glance?

I don't know why boobs are sexualized as much as they are. Girls stare at guys when they are ripped and oogle over them but yet when a guy glances at her boobs, its offensive. I honestly think its wrong to be a hypocrite about it. If a guy stares for too long, I understand that it would make anyone uncomfortable but a glance isn't that harmful, is it? I'm too ugly for guys to want to look at me but I feel that if a guy glanced at my chest, it wouldn't make me uncomfortable.

Clearly they used internet explorer!

It's getting a head scratch

Are you blind? ^ there is a solar panel at the top

When I was in elementary school, there were four guys who kept stapling staples into their legs and the class lost access to staples. Staples are fun and no, I didn't read what you guys were fighting about but staples are good.

There are YouTube videos for how to make this. It's edibles and tastes like pumpkin pie

It's a legit number. I remember the first time it got posted on here somebody called and wrote what the voicemail said. It's legitimate.

Mean Girls

Example: https://www.dreamstime.com/stock-photo-banana-tree-bunch-ripe-bananas-detailed-view-to-growing-yellow-plantage-rainforest-mountains-funchal-madeira-island-image66670181

Your comments are always my favourite to read. You have so many cool/funny/interesting stories.

HI Not Even!

You didn't say it had to be on a certain body part, I'd still do it. "Oh I hurt you? Here's 250,000 for your troubles."