NO.

I AM THE DEFENDER OF THIS BEING.

Mines dating. I feel crushed by a thousand suns.

Sweden sounds pretty safe.

Gotta keep em' from sagging.

I didn't even notice that their bodies got swapped...

Trancy Hamilton Review: "Someone has answered my gentle prayers and FINALLY designed a pen that I can use all month long! I use it when I'm swimming, riding a horse, walking on the beach and doing yoga. It's comfortable, leak-proof, non-slip and it makes me feel so feminine and pretty! Since I've begun using these pens, men have found me more attractive and approchable. It has given me soft skin and manageable hair and it has really given me the self-esteem I needed to start a book club and flirt with the bag-boy at my local market. My drawings of kittens and ponies have improved, and now that I'm writing my last name hyphenated with the Robert Pattinson's last name, I really believe he may some day marry me! I'm positively giddy. Those smart men in marketing have come up with a pen that my lady parts can really identify with.
Where has this pen been all my life???"

I can confirm living in the northeast.

Icy hot smells really bad though...

It's been months since I last had a star.

WE HAVE COME FAR, MEN.

What's the name of these?

NO ITS MUCH BETTER TO FACE THESE KINDS OF THIS WITH A SENSE OF

I hope your wifi shuts off,

"You've got a friend in me..?"

I don't feel like getting flamed by a charmander,so even though I love Pokemon a lot, I wouldn't want the Pokemon to actually exist.