"Nearly farted with excitement". I like you!

I wouldn't have been able to get a college education without loans.

I'm with you...175K and climbing with interest. I've been out and paying for 2 years! $1300/month!

Double shudders

That was my exact thought! High five to you!

1. It is a marine uniform
2. You are not allowed to be denied into the army based on bust size alone. My husband is a drill sergeant in the army. He has a private last cycle who was a 38F. I know because I completed her intake physical. If your recruiter told you this, it's because they don't know what they're talking about, or they are lazy and don't read to do additional paperwork!

*Snuggles up for a good cry* why would someone do this? It's still too soon. It will always be too soon!!!

I agree. It's B or nothing. I will flip your toilet paper if it is the wrong way~

Yeesss...Bar. Beer. Mmmm. I wish I had a better option right now!

Niiiiice!!! My friend and I actually brewed some Pumpkin this year and it was delish. I love the small-local brews, and Maaaaaan does Missouri have some good ones!!

LoL. What do you like? I'm somewhat of a beer connoisseur. I love beer tastings and what not.

I love the Guinness!!!

Not my fav either. I prefer a good ole Irish Pub with perfectly mixed Guinness on tap...MmmMmmMmm

I'm totally jealous. I was just in town last month!! Bachelorette party for a friend at I Love This Bar! Hoping to make it back up in June to see my grandma and hit a Reds game!!~

Whoooa, whaaa?!?! No way!!?? THAT is weak sauce, man! There's nothing like sitting in the floor waiting for a flashover!!!! I hope you get to do it, too. And, I might have just creeped your page LoL, you're from Cincy?!?! #1. Go redlegs!! #2. I'm from Dayton. I went to Sinclair's Fire Academy!

LoL!! Now that's a proposal! You're going to love live burns. My favorite was the flashover...it was so intense!

I did this, too!!! It was the most awesome decision I made! Now it's a ball pit!

A major gay pride symbol is the rainbow! The candy is a rainbow!! Therefore, they look like gay pride cupcakes!!!

Your coworker tells the truth...No One can stop the mail. When you're hating work, just think, You have more power than the President ;)

Hell yes you can!!!! It is a federal offense to stop the mail!! I know this because it was a question on my Paramedic licensing exam. The question was "Which of the following are legally able to run a red light:
a. Police vehicle
b. Fire engine
c. Mail delivery vehicle
d. Ambulance
e. 3 of the above"
EVERYONE missed it on our practice exam...EVERYONE.