Jenny Smith

jb199404


"Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you will ever be again..." kik jb199404 :)

— Jenny Smith Report User
Teach me how to do my taxes!! 27 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
Yes. This is so accurate!!! I just had this conversation with my sister yesterday!
Assemble 9 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
"Nearly farted with excitement". I like you!
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Students wear how much debt they are in on their graduation caps 22 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
I wouldn't have been able to get a college education without loans.
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Students wear how much debt they are in on their graduation caps 22 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
I'm with you...175K and climbing with interest. I've been out and paying for 2 years! $1300/month!
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College movie nights done right 14 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
Double shudders
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What kind of miracle happened here? 9 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
That was my exact thought! High five to you!
Don't be... (Military edition) 19 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
1. It is a marine uniform
2. You are not allowed to be denied into the army based on bust size alone. My husband is a drill sergeant in the army. He has a private last cycle who was a 38F. I know because I completed her intake physical. If your recruiter told you this, it's because they don't know what they're talking about, or they are lazy and don't read to do additional paperwork!
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DEM FEELS 40 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
*Snuggles up for a good cry* why would someone do this? It's still too soon. It will always be too soon!!!
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DEM FEELS 40 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
Wait, why...why would you...I can't *drowns in tears*
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B! 56 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
I agree. It's B or nothing. I will flip your toilet paper if it is the wrong way~
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Exactly how it goes 7 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
This is real. Definitely happens!!
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How I feel about my job right now!!!!!! 2 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
Yeesss...Bar. Beer. Mmmm. I wish I had a better option right now!
Gotta give that a try 7 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
I ,too, get anxious calling places!!
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Fire Academy selfie! 34 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
Niiiiice!!! My friend and I actually brewed some Pumpkin this year and it was delish. I love the small-local brews, and Maaaaaan does Missouri have some good ones!!
Fire Academy selfie! 34 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
LoL. What do you like? I'm somewhat of a beer connoisseur. I love beer tastings and what not.
Fire Academy selfie! 34 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
I love the Guinness!!!
Fire Academy selfie! 34 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
Not my fav either. I prefer a good ole Irish Pub with perfectly mixed Guinness on tap...MmmMmmMmm
Fire Academy selfie! 34 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
I'm totally jealous. I was just in town last month!! Bachelorette party for a friend at I Love This Bar! Hoping to make it back up in June to see my grandma and hit a Reds game!!~
Fire Academy selfie! 34 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
Whoooa, whaaa?!?! No way!!?? THAT is weak sauce, man! There's nothing like sitting in the floor waiting for a flashover!!!! I hope you get to do it, too. And, I might have just creeped your page LoL, you're from Cincy?!?! #1. Go redlegs!! #2. I'm from Dayton. I went to Sinclair's Fire Academy!
Fire Academy selfie! 34 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
LoL!! Now that's a proposal! You're going to love live burns. My favorite was the flashover...it was so intense!
Hedgehog pokemons 11 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
This makes me miss my hedgie :'(
Parenting win! 6 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
I did this, too!!! It was the most awesome decision I made! Now it's a ball pit!
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Rainbow cupcakes for a kid's bday party 26 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
A major gay pride symbol is the rainbow! The candy is a rainbow!! Therefore, they look like gay pride cupcakes!!!
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First post!! :) 27 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
Your coworker tells the truth...No One can stop the mail. When you're hating work, just think, You have more power than the President ;)
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First post!! :) 27 comments
jb199404 · 8 years ago
Hell yes you can!!!! It is a federal offense to stop the mail!! I know this because it was a question on my Paramedic licensing exam. The question was "Which of the following are legally able to run a red light:
a. Police vehicle
b. Fire engine
c. Mail delivery vehicle
d. Ambulance
e. 3 of the above"
EVERYONE missed it on our practice exam...EVERYONE.
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