I can see where people could use this the wrong way...
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like putting it on their toes.

I don't know what I had expected...

I'm only a cat person because it makes me feel more evil than I actually am...

It's true. Nowadays, many bees from beekeeping facilities from around the world are starting to disappear. Nobody knows why, and scientists are calling it CCD (Colony Collapse Disorder). Without 'em, we can't have any FOOD to eat! D:

Well, at least you have a good chest cleaner!

*Grabs Note Card*
*Evil Grin*

Dude, owls are so... METAL.

Or murder someone right on the border, so that he was killed in Nevada and California AT THE SAME TIME.

I just eat every single one of them at once, just to make the moment last.

Plot Twist: That woman ISN'T YOUR MOM!

Oh shit...

The F-22 is pretty much the USAF's attempt at making Rainbow Dash in real life. They came so close, yet so far...

"Searching" for "drugs".

Is this man even real.

The struggle is real.

And we still don't know his identity...

Neato.