Thomas will see this and he'll be like:
http://i.imgur.com/4E2H3iz.jpg

Uhh, can I have a sock?

Are you cereous?

Diabetes, here I come!

Interestingly enough, the atomic bomb SAVED people, because Hirohito would've drafted whatever innocent civilian he could find into "volunteer" (kamikaze) pilots for the air force. Even if they refuse, they'd be beheaded by imperial soldiers.

Hear that?
.
That's the sound of panties dropping from around the world.

YOU BASTARD.

Why is this a thing?!

At that point, I'd just give up on whatever I'm doing and go play with Pebbles.

Well, I'm American, and my diet consists of Golf and Salad.

Alrighty then...
My name is JEAN (pronounced "John")! I am a mace-tailed, spiny, and fire-breathing dragon of the West, and I AM THE DEFINITION OF DANGER!... unless you bring me some pie, then we're cool! :D

I've done that once. It felt like a hot tub!

Did you know that 5 out of 6 doctors agree that Russian Roulette is a safe game to play!

NAILED IT.

Damn, South Koreans really know how to selfie.

He's learning how to rule the world.

I'd run as far away from him as possible, if I were you...

"And I get something BETTER than currency; I get EXPERIENCE POINTS!"

Dude, crabs are so... METAL.