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Oh stephanie! 11 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

DAMNIT STEPHANIE.

I'm inspired. How 'bout all of you? 13 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

Lettuce have a moment to appreciate the humor of this post.

I Can't Think A More Fearful Creature 15 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

That looks like my uncle...

Who this dude? 35 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

I think it's Obama, but I'm not sure...
(I know what the answer is)

fun fact 14 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

THIS ACTUALLY WORKED.
HOLY CRAP.

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Sir, please be sensible 5 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

I'll take one of those fangled American rooty-tooty-point-n-shooties...
Oh, they're called GUNS?

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When you don't make the cut for National Geographic auditions. 4 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

"It's okay, John. I'm sure you'll make it next time."

Laughed way too hard 10 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

Hahahaha- oh....

At the foot of my bed 10 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

"What's the matter son, did I scare you to death?"

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Excuse me, are you Harry Potter? 18 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

I really wish I was that kid right now...

Insert witty title 3 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

I heard that Jews drink almost anything,
just so long as their beverage isn't CONCENTRATED.
(I'm so sorry.)

W(h)ales 6 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

You must get all the ladies.

Missing Parrot 5 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

That parrot has some explaining to do...

There are more than just two kind of people 20 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

Z

(If you're not sure what this means, it's the Greek Letter Zeta, which, in mathematics, has a value of 7.)

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For all cat lovers 19 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

I read it as:
Two pills; All day strong, all day long.

BMW new headlight 12 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

The Terminator has awoken.

"Swordfighter" 11 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

That's a lie; he OBVIOUSLY plays Tennis.

Un-bear-able joke 6 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

My reaction to this:
http://bit.ly/Q7v8wr

childhood ruined 13 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

He meant that if you drop the soap, and you bend over to pick it up, you're left in a sort of... awkward... position...

So much joy 14 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

Don't you tell me that there weren't drugs involved in this...

"Big Hugs" 5 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

Elmo has had ENOUGH of your shit.

Meanwhile in Russia 18 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

Lieutenant booty reporting for duty.

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Everytime 3 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

Me:
*Clicks Tongs*
*Clicking Intensifies*
~Hmm...
*Click*
~Alright, they work!

Grandma delivers... 5 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

That grandma is awesome.

Happy Martian Luther King Day 7 comments

jeanthedragon · 9 years ago

*Sees Alien*
...
ayy lmao