You guys are smart, think of more XD 64 comments
jeanthedragon
· 9 years ago
Imagine evolved lizards.
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What I see every night before bed 4 comments
jeanthedragon
· 9 years ago
If that cat had a theme song, I believe it would be "Woland's Hymn".
Google it; it sounds evil as FUCK.
Google it; it sounds evil as FUCK.
How Europeans view Americans 24 comments
This vending machine was not kind 8 comments
*typing fervently* 8 comments
jeanthedragon
· 9 years ago
http://agency.governmentjobs.com/colorado/default.cfm?action=viewJob&jogID=601448&hit_count=yes&headerFooter=1&promo=0&transfer=0&WDDXJobSearchParams=%3CwddxPacket%20version%3D%271%2E0%27%3E%3Cheader%2F%3E%3Cdata%3Cstruct%3E%3Cvar%20name%3D%27CATEGORYID%27%3E%3Cstring%3E96%2C13%2C1%2C2%2C45%2C72%2C163%2C141%2C4%2C130%2C150%2C5%2C131%2C142%2C73%2C143%2C8%2C127%2C91%2C81%2C157%2C87%2C82%2C46%2C144%2C97%2C10%2C11%2C154%2C59%2C15%2C106%2C118%2C146%2C16%2C123%2C173%2C17%2C18%2C70%2C101%2C44%2C19%2C66%2C41%2C20%2C42%2C134%2C164%2C2%2C64%2C43%2C112%2C148%2C53%2C162%2C24%2C47%2C136%2C84%2C78%2C161%2C121%2C62%2C137%2C109%2C138%2C33%2C158%2C122%2C35%2C86%2C36%2C77%2C110%2C89%3Cvar%20name%3D%27TRANSFER%27%3E%3Cstring%3E0%3C%2Fstring%3E%3Cstring%3E%3C%2Fstring%3E%3C%2Fvar%3E%3C%2Fstruct%3E%3C%2Fdata%3E%3C%2FwddxPacket%3E
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Apparently, the site has been updated (this listing was posted in 2013, after all), and whatever this job was no longer exists.
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I still typed out the whole thing, though.
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Apparently, the site has been updated (this listing was posted in 2013, after all), and whatever this job was no longer exists.
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I still typed out the whole thing, though.
Just another chance 18 comments
jeanthedragon
· 9 years ago
I had Indian food once...
My lower torso never forgave me for the rest of the week.
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My lower torso never forgave me for the rest of the week.
Go home Amazon, you're drunk 5 comments
Tumblr: Making you cry since 2007 22 comments
jeanthedragon
· 9 years ago
Roses are Red,
Violets are purple,
I don't know where I'm going with this,
Herple Skerple.
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Violets are purple,
I don't know where I'm going with this,
Herple Skerple.
The Future is Now (Microsoft Hololens) 19 comments
such a high level of anxiety 25 comments
jeanthedragon
· 9 years ago
Hmm... but what about "potato"? Is it pronounced "potato", or "potato"?
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Everytime the Mythbusters say "Don't try this at home" 10 comments
jeanthedragon
· 9 years ago
You'd probably need to have a triangle-shaped face, orange hair, and the ability to sing a song about the most random topic that comes to your mind, and have a (mostly) quiet sibling in order to try this at home.
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The difference is fabulous 14 comments
such a high level of anxiety 25 comments
Who here likes useful tools? 9 comments
jeanthedragon
· 9 years ago
It's a hand warmer; the metal disk inside the gel is curved, kinda like a sattelite disk, so when you press it hard enough so that it CLICKS, it sets off an exothermic chemical reaction in the gel, temporarily solidifying it while ALSO giving off heat.
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Sorry if that sounded too nerdy. :P
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Sorry if that sounded too nerdy. :P
How I feel like after a Sunday Roast 11 comments
Vegans take it too far sometimes 20 comments
jeanthedragon
· 9 years ago
I put MY cat on a vegan diet, and I don't care what anyone else says.
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After all, I feed him the finest vegans I could find!
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After all, I feed him the finest vegans I could find!
