Jean Victor Corwin

jeanthedragon


Good evening lads, my name is Jean, and as the name implies, I am, indeed, a dragon. I bring fun things (and flames) to the people!

— Jean Victor Corwin Report User
Just opened some biscuits and... 5 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
Biscuit dough rolls are Jack-in-the-boxes of the kitchen.
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This is just getting ridiculous now 2 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
'MURIKEH!
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America just upgraded their weaponry 8 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
ISIS better watch out!
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CALL NOW! 6 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
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Before makeup, do mi hair and all that.. 4 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
ayy lmao
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Oh...WOW! 31 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
Looks like SOMEONE doesn't know the function of the Seminal Vesicle...
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Dear Justin Bieber haters 7 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
I was NOT expecting that.
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Found this in my psychology textbook. I think it's a little outdated 9 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
My how the times have changed...
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Making sure everything is secured 5 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
"Trust me, I'm an engineer."
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Spoiler 12 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
NAILED IT-
Wait.
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I Don't Have High Hopes For This Day 1 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
"Have a day."
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I've always been suspicious 2 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
Who WOULDN'T want to be friends with Rigby?
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Heart plus potato 13 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
"NOTICE ME SPUDPAI!"
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I wish. 22 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
They kill the ones that sparkle for FREE.
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b*tch of the year 49 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
Then what is it? 2 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
When you see da booty.
Green lettuce 7 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
Green as FUCK, obviously.
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Happy birthday Funsubstance! 11 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
I̶̦̱̘̰̮̠̽ͤ͆͊ͧ͂̀T̍̂̏ ͚͕̑̑̌ͪ̽̚̚̕͟I̵̡̯̟̟̲̝̰̣̣̩̒̑͌́͒̂̈̿Ŝ̛̻̼̗̳͇̆̈ͧ ̢̭̻͉̦ͣͥ̋̏̆̄Ş̮ͣͧ̀ͨ͘͢T̵͉̘͚̿ͬͦ̇I̶̤̭̱̒̐͑̋̊̈ͅL͔̬ͧ̔ͬL̞͎̮̇̿͗͆͂ͭ̈́́̚ͅ ͇̙̭̝̝ͬͩ͋ͤ͛̚H̵͙͍̼̊́͂̍̕Ë̴͔͍̠̥̂ͤ̅̅͊͟Ŕ̡̦̹̲̗͈̣̼͊̀͘E̴̗͓̖̺̗̠̺͚̞͗̋̄ͨͯ̍̀̌͢.̂̑̃͊ͪͪͬ̓́͏͉͉͈̻͉̻̀
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The plot of "The Edge of Tomorrow" 4 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
SPOILER ALERT!
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This is gonna blow my cover as an alien 11 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
FLOOR IT?
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Wings of death 7 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
Just to let you know, the AC-130 "Spooky" (pictured) is armed with 3 guns: a 20mm Freedom Dispenser, a 40mm Democracy Distributor, and a 105mm Liberty Launcher.
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Human circulatory system 28 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
So on the inside, we're ALL tentacle monsters?!
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Ohh boy 11 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
"This food is so OILY, the US already has a drilling permit!"
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Todays google update St pats day :) 9 comments
jeanthedragon · 5 years ago
Google is the best, man.
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