Why.

Sheesh, about time America started making some progress when it comes to TV entertainment...

Buddy, I can't even write anything without destroying my paper...

But... but my can opener came in a blister package though...

*Skeptical Third World Child* So you're telling me that you have so much fresh water, you use it with your swingsets?

You tried ★

This is me whenever I have to do pull-ups at my gym...

Jetskis = Boatercycles

It looks like cookies that didn't get spaced far enough prior to baking...

Meth. Not even once.

Not as terrifying as walking past the animatronic band at Chuck E. Cheese's at night...