Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tubeman: The darker years...

I see nothing wrong with this.

Me: "That's right b*tches."

Me:
*Takes rock-hard circular slab out of oven*
Uhh, maybe if I frost this then nobody would notice?

Holy crap, this actually works!
Now excuse me while I put Hershey's and Cadbury out of business....

I- I just- I can't.

Da ba dee da ba die.

I'm getting tired of your sh*t, Jesus.

Drake Bell is the best.

That is the face of a broken cat.

Sheesh, telling someone who's depressed to "Get over it" is like tying a cinder block to someone's foot, throwing them in a lake, and telling them not to drown. It just doesn't work that way.

Steve Harvey's all like: "Y'alls need JESUS in your lives."

You'll never know when you need to enhance your noodles...

I guess I'll be taking this then...
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I bought a pencil. I'm an artist now!

Well, at least you have a blade-maker for the zombie apocalypse...

God damnit Tyrone...