I think her hair ties are kickin it with my Bobbie pins in some alternate universe where everyone's hair is always on point. Meanwhile, back in reality, I am late for work because I can only find one of those little bastards. Wtf am I gonna do with one Bobbie pin?

This was me at church. "Hey guys, what's over there?" *Wanders away

He looks adorable. Who's the most metal boy ever? You are....*pinches his cheek*

I'll get the catsup....wait a minute...

Human grumpy cat. Just no.

Sucks for the people that work in his office who might lose their job because their boss is a jackass. Apparently, Cecil the lion was a national treasure and the subject of a study funded by Oxford. Super fail...

Why is embroidering heads onto hand towels not a thing?

Lucy deserves better...

Today I won the lottery and adopteda bunch of really cute underprivileged kids while playing 8 ball pool app. This is my life.