so santa clause is the ultimate decider of good and bad? what the fuck is god then?

girlfriend tracks down the dog's biological father and fucks him

friends getting taken off netflix would be a good thing, because then all the people that watch friends over and over again till they die can actually watch other shows

it's actually machine automated

why are they questioning her sexuality at age six? that's super weird

I think we can all agree that troll face is the most epic meme

great job censoring that bad language

he looks like an amputee

what is the blanket made of tho . . .??

kind of looks like a milk jug lmao

damn I thought he was biting the guys arm off at first

The people who die from heart and circulatory disorders are really just dying from old age.

yeah she was faking it to get on dr. phil

epic style

sesame street stole that gag from Airplane!

ok, this is epic