Tell me!! 5 comments
jeremy
· 5 years ago
the year disney's copyright on dumbo is about to expire
Well said Sophia 39 comments
jeremy
· 5 years ago
Too bad Sophia isn't a fucking being, she's barely more than a branching decision tree jammed inside a sex doll, and stuffed with rudimentary greetings.
"Act casual and he won't notice us" 10 comments
I hope it's an iPhone 2 comments
jeremy
· 5 years ago
I didn't see the top caption, so I was just looking at the bottom comment and thinking "well, yeah"
The benefit of futures 4 comments
jeremy
· 5 years ago
I can't remember the last time I WASN'T getting my dick sucked on a ferris wheel
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Holiday spirit 1 comments
jeremy
· 5 years ago
Nobody:
Bots: Happy FUCKING Thanksgiving everybody!
Us: But it's not -
Bots: MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKER
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Bots: Happy FUCKING Thanksgiving everybody!
Us: But it's not -
Bots: MERRY CHRISTMAS MOTHERFUCKER
Cant wait til I have one of my own 4 comments
jeremy
· 5 years ago
It makes me sad to think that on every post there is some cruel person who upvotes past 69
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I can’t stand Panera’s food 2 comments
Pro tip. Changed my life! 2 comments
Life lesson on the importance of details 1 comments
Chordae tendineae 7 comments
jeremy
· 5 years ago
yeah but not the kind of "deep emotional trauma" that comes from your high school boyfriend breaking up with you
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And I'm not proud of it. 5 comments
This is the type of chaotic energy I need 1 comments