What the actual fuck was that

Wtf did I just read

I love scrolling down reading all of these VERBS

I'm going to make one tomorrow. It will be posted.

Fricking dangerous

*zombie apocalypse 12016*
"TEN THOSAND YEEAARRSSS can give you such a crick in the neck!"

This happened to me when I was at my friends house and their cat went missing and the dad was yelling at people too look for it and the entire family took sides it was like a freaking civil war, and I'm just sitting on the couch like, ".......hey"

It looks like a tiny lil guy it's adoradle

My geckos do this and when I look at them they squint really fast

DO YOU KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN

What did we ever do to deserve dogs?- this is a useless question. Instead of asking why we deserve them, why should just be happy and thankful that we have them.

YOU

Can someone explain to me what a hacker voice sounds like?

DAMN YOU NEWTON