Once a teacher said she was going to flunk me for laying down she i had the stomach flu so I got up took her chair and leaned it back all the way and sat on it she was just amazed that I did that so she said go to the nurse I said thank you and she replied oh yea and get a THC test

What's wrong with a kennel

Once I got cut by somebody in the hall way and what ever they cut me with was rusty so I went to the nurse and there was Allready blood drips down the hallways she yells at me for not going to class then next she told me it was fine I had a pice of rust sticking out of me she said I was fine and gave me one of those super small band aids yup that's school nurses all right

I am now going to name my first born danksworth

Wouldn't you think he'd be a bit more buff

What is love

Omg its kim kays ass

MURICA

Am I the only person who thinks there on drugs cuz holy cow its eyes show it

I am just young padajuan teach me your ways

I'm pritty shure this deserves a hue or two

KIDS BOP!

If that's a donkey the ass's ass was on the line

Colonoscopy or just when the drugs kick in

Yay edjumaction

The cats face for the first one should be a meme by it self

How the hell did she laugh did he just say I'm gonna sit here all day and probably crap my pants multiple times until you laugh ....... Laugh damn it

Holy shlit my grandpa had a red wristband