He'll go kangaroo jack on your ass

I was watching clerks 2 yesterday and the only time my mom decided to come out of her room is when someone was fucking a donkey

Cat = Satan

Excuse me I am I wolf and its not a phase

God damnit how many times do I have to say it i don't want another Miley Cyrus

Oh wait there's words

A country in poverty

DILDO FIGHT

A great buy for that one guy you know or even better your boss

So the scratcher for slipknot broke his feet and will went on but he could have been crying the whole time and no one would have known soooo

PEEETAAAH

Oh yeah *starts putting chapstick on lips* would you fuck me id fuck me id fuck me hard .........good bye horses

Did any one else think of that time you droped your lollipop and you picked it up and it got hair on it

Its facial expression is practically saying BRUH you didn't want a sponge for Christmas

His fucking stare scares me shitless

Is the second guy the singer from nickle back