Necessity is the mother of invention

Oh no sight no pants kinky...insert Lenny face

She said all of them besides carrying and when I cried it never broke her heart.....oh the feels

There's a 70 mustang boss by the sign *cargasom*

Drive 45 minutes in my town your in another corn field

Yay dad jokes

If It wasn't for him I wouldn't have passed 7th grade

I bet Stan lee smashed more chicks then Gallagher smashed water melons

Ohh kinky

I dont wanna live on this planet any more Someone out there gets off on that

Yo I'm here