Every damn morning... 9 comments
jesus_christ
· 9 years ago
And it is caused by a flow of testosterone in your sleep
Sleeping walrus on a Russian submarine 21 comments
How to fold boxes 11 comments
jesus_christ
· 9 years ago
Use butter and then blow dry it with the butter on so it lubes up or you can get ky jelly
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How to fold boxes 11 comments
Dark Humor is the Best Humor. 8 comments
jesus_christ
· 9 years ago
Now I'm gonna put this in my dads frends mechanic shop for all of his customers to see
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Gonna see Paper Towns tomorrow! ^-^ 22 comments
jesus_christ
· 9 years ago
Ya know stoners might just be in mid blink cuz look at the chick in mid blink it looks like she just smoked a blunt and a half
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There is a difference! 25 comments
jesus_christ
· 9 years ago
Yea and you don't se Harley (or any other motorcycle like that) splitting lanes then complaining hey i should be treated like a car
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Fiji water always works. 5 comments
jesus_christ
· 9 years ago
Don't get so far ahed of yourself what's cures cancer Is my piss and Richard pettys hair
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I don't know whether to laugh or to cry 42 comments
I don't know whether to laugh or to cry 42 comments
jesus_christ
· 9 years ago
If its getting bigger every night that means it is exploring
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Sleeping walrus on a Russian submarine 21 comments
Highschool 7 comments
jesus_christ
· 9 years ago
I swear to god that's what's up at my school it would explain everything
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An Australian tick in "before" and "after." 16 comments
Subtle yearbook quote 9 comments
An Australian tick in "before" and "after." 16 comments
jesus_christ
· 9 years ago
Once I found a deer tick on my grandmas patio while making it so I squished it and two bricks were soaked in blood
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Every little boy's crush 28 comments