The first Audi looks like its getting analy blasted

I'm pretty sure he's talking all about the illegal immigrants

When some one coughs on you

CATS ARE SATAN

I don't care where it was made its MURICAN

But I thought jokes weren't supposed be taken seriously

Anyone else see fat Angie in the back

Not saying aliens but EXTRA TERRESTRIAL

I saw someone wearing this about a week ago

Why the fuck is the human body hidden

I was screaming that shit minutes ago

When you shart in class

I did this shlit when my mom had her oil changed every time and I ended up coloring half the book

Opposites attract

It looks like a very complex dildo

Il never get tired of shoving my phone up my ass

Then someone runs by and steals the cake

And that day the derps heart grew 2 sizes