Jordan Zimmer

jewdan


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Pants vs pant? 1 comments
jewdan · 10 years ago
wait, then if you're wearing two pants, you're actually just wearing one pair of pants
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And thats how the fight started 11 comments
jewdan · 10 years ago
please do more
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yeah, i do thaat 2 comments
jewdan · 10 years ago
can they make this, a mouse that records how long you've scrolled in a measurement
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I would choose eating whatever I wanted :) 41 comments
jewdan · 10 years ago
batman, he's rich, don't need to steal wifi since you can buy goo wifi for yourself, don't have to worry about no milk, you have a butler who would keep the fridge full, can pay to get whatever you want in your favourite colour, who cares about the weather being right, you're batman, just buy new socks if you need to, and you get to say "because i'm batman"
Luckiest man ever 19 comments
jewdan · 10 years ago
only first one is real, all the same car, and only the first one causes any damage or leaves debris, the last 3 don't do anything
Can't catch me 122 comments
jewdan · 10 years ago
gonna get shouted to death by the fucking dragonborn. was just playing skyrim
When I see a FunSubstance users post on top news of Yahoo! News 15 comments
jewdan · 10 years ago
everyoen else is like, wait WHAT, and she's just like, yeah
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So what's 5+5x5+5 16 comments
jewdan · 10 years ago
what is pemdas, in canada we learn BEDMAS Brackets Exponents Divison Multiplication Addition Subtraction
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Guess the movie, emoji edition 58 comments
jewdan · 11 years ago
Dammit, forgot to login, now it's guest :( I did this, it took too long to not get credit
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Happy Almost Halloween Everyone! 3 comments
jewdan · 11 years ago
Gets candy from good guy Greg, people think he stole it
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Well, ain't that cool? 20 comments
jewdan · 11 years ago
i made of something known as "buckyball". it's new nanotechnolongy that consists of many carbon atoms. lots of different applications of this. there's also buckypaper
Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry! 14 comments
jewdan · 11 years ago
iceshard, you told it wrong. it's "i was going to tell a gay joke, butt fuck it"
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Hockey fans 20 comments
jewdan · 11 years ago
not even america, its the canucks
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N*ggas be like 9 comments
jewdan · 11 years ago
key and peele, watched almost all their shows
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So, who's the best captain? 44 comments
jewdan · 11 years ago
did you just apologize about not being sorry, that's the most Canadian thing i've seen
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Oh, that feeling! 1 comments
jewdan · 11 years ago
scroll lock was always the hardest to find
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There's nothing you can do about it 16 comments
jewdan · 11 years ago
same
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And you thought the story wouldn't continue anymore 4 comments
jewdan · 11 years ago
old post made with pictures, still funnier though now
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Wasn't expecting that 11 comments
jewdan · 11 years ago
fainting goats, they are the best animals ever.
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Which is not a web browser? 10 comments
jewdan · 11 years ago
the 17% of people in the audience that voted for the other three are all grandparents
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The other angle of the picture 4 comments
jewdan · 11 years ago
its actually the hand coming out of the one persons hand cant see an arm. in the second one you can see him dancing.
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Make Your Own Sentence 62 comments
jewdan · 11 years ago
i pissed on a puppet because i hate my life. :(
Shake your head to see the hidden picture 7 comments
jewdan · 11 years ago
after i saw it the first time i can kinda see pikachu without shaking
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