I enjoy the implication that since, he doesn’t have any shoes on, he like ran out of the house to find the crack.

I love how the title was the exact course of my rection

Is this guy’s name Romano Romano?

Idk why people seem to think that this is a thing? This is not from Mary Poppins. This dialogue originated from Doctor Who

I wanna know who this woman is! Does she knows she danced with a legend??

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He said “Yes, I am, Mom.”

Honestly, fucking mood

I’m only disappointed because she’s not holding that baby correctly.

What is this painting???

“Like my vagina”

Is this mofo putting ketchup on waffles???

Bladerunner 2049 (2017)

From certain angles, doesn't he kind of look like Spencer from iCarly?

Honestly, I STILL clean my room this way

This is simultaneously making fun of Asians and Caucasians. I love it.

*whispers* hey guys, I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I don't think that's a real scale

Please, I am a homo dinosaur

This reminds me of when Hannibal fed Dr. Gideon his own leg.

Call me Ishmael

How the fuck did she get in there?

Oh, I thought something was censored lol

He has a different collar and everything bc he's a professional