This is not a meme. You have been visited by the safe travels squish boi. 13 comments
jiasmin
· 7 years ago
Stay safe, squish boi
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Does it take nine months? 8 comments
jiasmin
· 7 years ago
In the myth, Loki returned swiftly from the forest with his eight legged foal, Sleipnir.
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Best friend 2 comments
jiasmin
· 7 years ago
SH-Punch me, in the face. Didn't you hear me?
Jaw-I always hear 'punch me in the face' when I'm talking to you. It's usually subtext though.
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Jaw-I always hear 'punch me in the face' when I'm talking to you. It's usually subtext though.
Don't koalas have the ability to transmit chlamydia? 18 comments
jiasmin
· 7 years ago
Koalas are very NOT CHILL. They seem chill since the eucalyptus leaves kind of keep them high, but oh golly. Get one of those fuckers wet or hungry, and you have a very, very angry and terrifying ball of pure rage. They're monsters.
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A disgusted parent 31 comments
jiasmin
· 7 years ago
I watched this short the other day and legitimately was crying a little bit. Just a little.
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Shoulda said 13 3 comments
jiasmin
· 7 years ago
I've seen this a few times in my various lurkings, but it leaves me wheezing every damn time.
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That's how you maintain friendship 2 comments
Beauty and the Beast: Asshole Edition 9 comments
Teddy Roosevelt’s Dark Day 7 comments
jiasmin
· 7 years ago
Nobody was allowed to call him Teddy without a solid punch to the jaw or at least a good death glare after that because that was what his wife called him.
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Some male actors playing as female 18 comments
keep surviving 11 comments
jiasmin
· 7 years ago
That's what I do. I find something little or otherwise insignificant to wait for, like a new episode of a show or a comic. It makes it more manageable to think of it like I just have to hang on for that instead of waiting for some big, indistinct, or far off event like marriage.
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Pretty much true 7 comments
jiasmin
· 7 years ago
And also, that would be /Russian/ communism you're thinking of, friend. True Marxist Communism doesn't have /any/ central government, but is in fact classless and government free while everybody spreads peace, love, and granola. Marxist Communism hasn't ever been achieved, and neither has true Socialism, which applies many of the same principles.
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Edited 7 years ago
Love this movie 7 comments
jiasmin
· 7 years ago
"Hey Blinkin."
"Did you say Abe Lincoln?"
*sassy head movement*
"No, I did not say Abe Lincoln, I said Hey Blinkin."
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"Did you say Abe Lincoln?"
*sassy head movement*
"No, I did not say Abe Lincoln, I said Hey Blinkin."
Long Exposure Photo of a Firework Launching 11 comments
He's a new superhero 7 comments
jiasmin
· 7 years ago
If mythology has proven /anything/, its that /nothing/ stops Zeus. His whole body would have to be covered in those to even make him pause.
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