I have these really weird and vivid recurring dreams where I'm in this massive shifting maze of sand and stone, but I never find my way totally through it. But, I leave myself notes on the wall so nd in the sand each time I solve a puzzle in the maze, and when I have the dream again, they're still there and I get further in the maze. I still haven't reached the end of it, and sometimes there are years between the dreams, but they still happen and those damned notes are still there. Even my handwriting from the time I write them is the same. It kinda freaks me out.

Hell yeah. Dad bods are comfy to lay on and usually come with a sense of humour.

Harry is the wisest of the wise. We all need a Harry.

I N T I M I D A T I O N T A C T I C L E V E L: M A X I M U M

The soulless look in the last panel...

T H I C C

And that Loki actually erased his name in the Book of Death so he only got reincarnated as a French con artist kid who Thor finds, gives his memories back to, and recruits him for the Young Anvengers.

LOOK FOR THE BAGGY WRINKLES. FEEL IT IN YOUR GIZZARD, BOY

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Enimsaj.

Really late, but his official last name would be Thranduilion if we go with him being the son of Thranduil. He introduces himself as Greenleaf because, yes, translation, but also because he hails from the wood of Green Leaves, formerly known as the Greenwood.

Well sign me the fuck up with the lad on the top. I'll bring my dog.

We did something very similar, and it sounded just like thunder when we jumped on our risers. The soprano line was hell to learn.

My friend's ex boyfriend can suck his own dick.

Okay story time. So I was in a club meeting st school, and the librarian asks if I've read a book yet.
Me: Nah, it's on the list, I just haven't gotten around to it yet.
Cue my ceramics teacher, Mr. Elwell.
Elwell: But if you did, would you do it?"
Me: did what?
Ewell: got a round to it.
Me: ...yeah?
He calmly reached into his pocket and pulls out a little clay object and hands it to me. It says 'to it' on it. And this man, he's got the biggest shit eating grin on his face when he just smugly tells me.
"There, now you've gotten a round 'to it'."

My only defense for liking Twilight a little bit is I really did like the rest of the Cullens in the books. Like, Carlisle and Jasper are fucking boss, even if the main characters suck ass.