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Luck, He has it 11 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
Wait, are you talking about Australia? Cause we definitely have snow...
How I imagine every day in Australia is 35 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
Haha enigma, I was so close, yet so far thinking someone knew what my job was! Ah well. I'll take winner of the most generic aussie username. I would like to thank the academy and my parents for this glorious honour.
How I imagine every day in Australia is 35 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
Glad someone finally knows what my username is, even if I think you think it's too aussie ahaha :D No such thing as an Aussie cowgirl, just jillaroos ;)
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How I imagine every day in Australia is 35 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
No, not cause it's known as Down Under, it's cause we're in the southern hemisphere, so really 'upside down'. Even though it's all relative, because from where I'm standing, I'm standing the right way up and people in the northern hemisphere are upside down :3
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A majestic black rhino 11 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
Yeah ridiculous. If you want to go hunting, hunt something that is numerous, stick with wildebeest or gazelle, heck even a zebra. You don't need to shoot something that is nearing extinction.
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Two-headed alligator found in Florida 27 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
Pfft our crocs grow much larger than alligators. This little guy was just trying to even the playing field ;)
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Um what? 11 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
Poor pony, she would be ruining its' back! Too heavy for a pony that size.
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The only horse that sleeps like this 9 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
Haha I don't doubt you know what you're talking about :) Just I haven't seen that many sleeping like that. It's adorable though
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The only horse that sleeps like this 9 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
From my experience I'd say less than that. Only see it once in a while, and I've worked with a heck of a lot of horses lol.
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Pretty much how periods work 33 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
I just wanna hug you right now. Someone who understands haha
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Suajaws 9 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
He should be banned from playing for money ever again. What kind of sport is one where players like this are allowed to continue. 'Oh but he's losing 3million dollars'. Don't care. He's got enough money anyway, 3 million is nothing for him. Kick his sorry ass to the curb and no one else will follow his lead.
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The only horse that sleeps like this 9 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
Yep, ha. It's unusual but it happens.
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Pretty much how periods work 33 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
Thank goodness someone has sense. I always say something on every post like this. PMS is actually a rather rare condition, but now even girls think it's funny to promote this thought that women are just irrational because of their period and unable to control themselves, ergo we can ignore them and disregard their feelings and thoughts. Dream of the day where people stop using this as an excuse.
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Society is f*cked up 6 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
Jews are born as a Jewish person, people can be inducted into Judaism without being born a Jew, so no, Judaism is not a race, it's a religion. You have absolutely missed the point of the comic.
Society is f*cked up 6 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
Err...Christianity and Judaism aren't a race either. They're making the point that you can bag on Christianity/Judaism as much as you want, and it's in fact funny to, but as soon as it's another religion you're condemned. Same thing as everything whites say is racist but a black person/Asian etc can say the exact same thing and it's fine.
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closest I'll ever get to Australia... 45 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
Mustache, unless you're going to fly to Australia to check that saying one thing sounds like another in our accent, don't post! :P
Poor Little Bunny :( 13 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
That's actually incredibly cool
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closest I'll ever get to Australia... 45 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
Doesn't work guys. Aussies don't use hard 't's at the end of words for the most part, and in the word 'blades' the a is pronounced as if it's a capital A, not as if it's 'lie'. Stop trying to do our accent. We can do all of your accents, and none of you will ever be able to do ours. It just doesn't work ;)
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I'm a woman and I agree. 28 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
I agree with you! I'm a woman and I definitely feel pressured and judged, whereas all my guy friends are allowed to own being tubby or not having good skin etc. Not saying it doesn't affect guys, because guys shouldn't have the same thing in front of them as girls do, but the reason why it's more important for girls to not have it in front of them is because our mental reactions to situations is different, and it's more mentally taxing to women by a long shot.
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To be, or not to be 6 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
What movie is it?
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Horror Mulan 7 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
Her eyes make her look like Sylvana from World of Warcraft haha
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I didn't pay to hear your kid scream 15 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
If your kid can't sit through a movie without crying, then you shouldn't be going out. Give it to the grandmother for the night or just watch a movie at home, your kids needs come before yours.
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Fat, Loud, Arrogant, and Conservative 43 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
Hmmmm sounds more like you're the arsehole mate.
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What did the kiwi say to the other kiwi? ...Baaa 41 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
Hey! Hey! Pavlova is inherently Aussie! But seriously. Aussie accent is better than the kiwi one. Just saying we can say the number 'six' overseas and not get chuckles.
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Now we wait 9 comments
jillaroo · 10 years ago
Oh ahaha, I thought it was the 4wd that had done the wrong thing because I'm from Australia (right side is driver side).
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