That's not a cup, that's a bucket!

We ARE exploring it (by various telescopes)... how else would we know about it?

It still does. I loved those cubes. Where can I get some?

Rubbing alcohol (isopropyl alcohol) will work on everything but the furniture where it could potentially ruin the finish.

Rumbling down the what? Down the WHAT!?!? NOOO!!! We'll NEVER KNOW!!!

1. 11 days is 950400 seconds (not quite a million), 31 years is 978285600 seconds (not quite a billion)
2. The Karman line defining the border of space is at 62 miles (100 km) altitude (I’ll let you calculate the time based on whatever speed by yourself)
3. Facebook already has plenty of dead people
4. True, but not terribly useful since you wouldn’t know
5. Many bathtubs would float on water, provided they weren’t full
6. True (see comment by “stoner”)
7. Delayed by at least the speed of light times the distance to the object or event, plus the time it takes for the retinal receptors to fire and the nerve impulses to reach the brain and be interpreted
8. If you could focus from that far away
9. The number of possible permutations (arrangements) for a deck of cards is 52 factorial, roughly 8.066x10^67
10. Which wavelength of the light of day? They certainly see some of the infrared from the sun.
11. Roughly true… pyramids: 2560-2540 BC / mammoths: approx. 2000 BC

Are we sure it's not a baritone horn? Or a euphonium?

That's the derpiest looking turtle ever!

Yeah, I sprayed myself with that stuff once... I smelled like a city for a week.

Matt's mom is awesome

Ever hear of the Ooo-ooo bird? It has 2 inch legs and a 4 inch dick and when it lands it goes "OOO! OOO!"

At least he didn't ask for grapes.

This is why I love RoosterTeeth

Dogs have a birthday every 52 days.

Elmer's glue is a copolymer of polyvinyl acetate and polyvinyl alcohol. The borax provides a borate ion which reacts with up to three of the alcohol groups on the polymer thus creating a crosslink and gelating the solution. The problem with this is that the resulting gel will continue to crosslink and will eventually become hard and brittle.

Derptastic

Hydrogen peroxide works even better, and if you use the standard 3% it won't bleach most cloth.

But WHY would they make it like that?

Unfortunately, the emordnilap thing is a myth.

That last bit is just called "the self-preservation instinct".