In the first frame I thought this was going to be a dinosaur version of "Llamas with Hats".

It would have to be a bloody large hand grenade to destroy the entire house.

This is why it's important to specify units of measurement...
I was tutoring this kid, and he was trying to answer the question, "Why are units important?" Me: "Well, if you were going to bake a cake, how much flour would you use?" Him: "2" Me: "2 what?" Him: "I don't know." *facepalm* ... I wish I was making that up.

That is not even close to difficult

Evil genius at work here

For a moment there, I thought that was David Tennant.

Are you my dog?

There their they're, it's gonna be ok.

So, do you glue them in place first? Or just rely on the paint to create a solvent weld?

DAMN nature!! You scary!

Once, when I was shooting clays (skeet) I accidentally hit an actual bird. I felt bad until I thought, if that bird is dumb enough to fly through a shooting range then it's probably just trying to remove itself from the gene pool for the good of its species.

What you're not seeing is that the kid is actually bleeding out from all the scratches.

I call the self-checkout the "Fuck you, do it yourself - lane."

But... but ice floats no matter how big the piece is. Especially on salt water.

"Blue vs red battles. No-one says red vs blue, it sounds stupid when you say it backwards." -Caboose

It must go underground a bit and be coated in pitch or something