I use a similar scale to measure how cold it is, it's called the NEF scale (Nipple Erection Factor).

Whoa! Calm down there, Satan.

I always thought there should be a "paint knife" for paintball. Maybe a soft rubber "blade" with channels that dispense paint when the handle is squeezed.
Perhaps also a "paint-thrower"... which I guess would be a super-soaker full of paint.

I need one!!!

Dogs are the best!!

The sad bit is that many educational systems don't nourish intelligence nor encourage a naturally inquisitive mind, they merely teach rote memory for the purpose of the test.

This is Michael Winslow's spirit animal

These are not the children you're looking for.

This is why I love amazon reviews.

"Time... line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round." -Caboose

Looks like The 5th Element forgot her multipass.

Never argue with a stupid person. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with their experience.

The idea is that the bag constitutes less packaging than a carton or jug.

I've often wished for something like this.

Are we sure that drawing didn't CAUSE the schizophrenia?

#2. You mean to say "DNA helicase". DNA synthase actually zips genes up, it's the helicase that UN-zips them..... Also, that should read, "If I were an enzyme..."

Why the porn soundtrack?

"shenaniganous" is my new word. Or maybe "shenaniganousness" .... "shenaniganosity"?

I hope he took the battery out. Otherwise that's just ASKING for a fire.

"Just ignore it. It'll go away."