God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

Why is the Chip & Dale one in German?

Is that Carl Sagan?

That is one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen.

We should replace all dihydrogen monoxide with hydrogen hydroxide!

Significant figures! 1 inch doesn't make a difference... mountains can't even be measured to the nearest inch.

This is the cutest thing I've seen all week.

I don't get it... most phones have cameras on both sides.

Butterflies also gather sodium as part of their nutrition and sometimes as part of their mating ritual.
References:
http://www.livescience.com/39558-butterflies-drink-turtle-tears.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mud-puddling

LMAO ... OMG... I'm simple today

I would a would argue that one could go a hell of a lot longer without shelter... depending on weather and apparel.

It COULD be a nose bleed, if the horse was in there for quite a while.

Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

That looks like the setting in some sort of video game

Colored by a perverse genius

Well... someone is a logistical genius

Holy Shit!! Does he have any teeth left after that?