jimcrichton

jimcrichton


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History Photo Day 15: possible nightmare fuel 5 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
The headless one on the right looks like it's pooping out severed heads.
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The gadget of century 20 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Finally! I love it when my keyboard gets so greasy I can't hit just one key because my fingeehrssa kep-p sliupp0ing.
That's on there forever 9 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
OMG I was so annoyed by the "it's is" that I didn't even notice "Jon Bovi" until I read the comments.
The adventures of d*ldoman 14 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Do you mean the motion blur of the small weight the motor is spinning around?
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Anon get rekt 11 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
OH MAN!! Brutal burn
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what do 7 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Ok... Ok... so for real:
1. Decapitation
2. Decomposition
3. Postmortem Lividity
4. Postmortem Rigidity
5. Burned Beyond Recognition
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what do 7 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
EMTs ...
The 5 Signs of Death: ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7YnXKHpwbs )
1. Head removed from the body
2. All burned up
3. Blood on the outside of the body
4. Tongue sticking out
5. X's for eyes
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Brushy brushy 10 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
If that thing is in my dentist's office you better knock me the f*** out 'cause that's the only way I'm not running away immediately.
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Always good to know your rights, it's also good to have a few of these with you 16 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
While (at least in the USA) this is all legally true, in the vast majority of instances it is completely unnecessary. Police are just people after all, and people respond best to cordiality and cooperation.
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* when type your homework question into google and see loads of yahoo answers pages* 8 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Right... because who doesn't trust yahoo answers?
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Men's vs Women's brains 26 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I love the stuff your "disconnect" box is full of.
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me irl 3 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
But there's only one side to that equation. It can't be solved, it can't even be simplified.
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The Science Project - The Ruin of Families 5 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
It's funny, but she didn't learn much by doing it that way.
BOOM science! 47 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
When animal parents die it's usually because they were weaker. When animal parents disown it's usually because they detected some sort of defect. Either way, it's meant to strengthen the gene-pool. This mechanism is defeated by adoption, and defects and weak genes are allowed to continue.
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That math though 11 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Dude... just multiply years by 365.25 ... It's way easier and at most you'll only be off by a quarter of a day.
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All the Apple Apps 7 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
At least with android you can still disable the apps you don't use.
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Men's vs Women's brains 26 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I agree until the bit about the nothing box. I tend to drift from box to box while still keeping them separate.
Also, provide citation for that study or it never happened.
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What music would suit a zombie apocalypse? 52 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Breaking Benjamin - Blow Me Away
This party 6 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Because who doesn't like to smoke straw?
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Would you answer? 8 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I'd be curious as to what that sounds like.
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Maybe try this 31 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I can actually hear jimmies rustling through the internet.
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laughing for dayz 10 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
That's some good parenting right there.
The perfect gift for that family member that annoys you 9 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I'm so gonna do this!
Swimming in the sky 5 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Seriously! And the bottom appears to be flat! At least use an arch shape for greater strength!
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I f*ckin love Walgreens 29 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
What does Walgreens have to do with any of this?
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