@waffles I like the idea of a wind-tunnel-toilet..... windtoilet?

Far too many things have shitloads of sugar added for absolutely no reason. Let people season to taste instead of forcing it on them.
Yes, companies have the freedom to add too much sugar. I have the freedom to not buy their shit. But there not enough options without added bullshit. Now I don't want you to think that I'm one of those organic-gluten-free-nonGMO-all-natural-tards, that's just as bad. But come on!

... and lube and cucumbers.

They look stoned.

Where did you get a trash bag full of condoms?

The guy who started KFC, which used to stand for Kentucky Fried Chicken. (It's legally no longer an initialism, as the company is now legally called simply "KFC".)

I went with the 15'.

What makes you say it's shopped?

Seriously, it's really freaking hard to even adopt a dog from some agencies.

HAHAHA! Indeed! Anti-vaxxers should be denied adoptions on grounds of child endangerment.

Looks like some sort of smoke bomb, judging by the amount of smoke it's putting out.
Also, who the hell still uses a corded phone? I haven't seen a corded phone in 20 years.

Sometimes I make the world burn. (parts at least)

If you spend that much time aiming you're going to get killed.