OMFG! That is, at the same time, shocking and not at all surprising.
Just think, that's how much crap gets stuck in your lungs. It's amazing that smokers can still breathe at all.

Good point!

Reminds me of asdfmovie:
"Hello parking meter!"
"Hello."
*Disturbed/Terrified expression*

Because the plant started talking!

I, personally, can't tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi. But, if it's a last request, It ought to be respected, despite criminal status.

Ummm.... That's the Union Flag (of the UK). Known as the Union Jack when flown at sea.

It's like the first half of "Portal". Essentially an extended player training exercise. (Source: Valve Developer Commentary)

Apparently the Holy Spirit likes to hang out in the most awkward possible place.

Truer words have scarcely been spoken.

Ignoring the fact that the second application would absolutely have been denied. It seems like being raised by the average heterosexual couple would be easier than being raised by the average homosexual couple simply because of the social stigma attached to the former. I'm not saying it's right, nor making a judgment, only making an observation.

OMG! I just realized that the pencil is a Pentel P-205, the best selling mechanical drafting pencil in the world. I've used the same one for 8 years and it's still working perfectly.

Or, you know, use a straightedge.

Title for the win!

This is due to the rolling shutter effect. Video explanation in link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ0hS7l9ckY&ab_channel=Vsauce

Switch Microsoft and Samsung in the second frame and then I agree (at least as far as mobile tech).