jimcrichton

jimcrichton


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I need a spiritual burrito 6 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I always burrito myself in the blankets
You can see this year's corn harvest from space! 15 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
*can't tell if trolling, or insane*
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I had to picture the globe in my mind and draw pretend lines traveling around it to think 3 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Or you could define your own arbitrary axis for spherical coordinates and name the directions whatever you want.
when bae sends you this ×_× 9 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
"Heart Boner" by NicePeter http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj5XJZ-7V3A
Daleks 14 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
The plunger should be the right hand.
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I can't sleep 6 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Consciousness: that annoying gap in between naps.
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Twister with a twist 6 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Electrified Twister! Consequences for falling.
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The English is bad,but the message is accurate 4 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
*is dog* I love it!
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Who wants apples now?? xD 17 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Sweet delicious ovaries!
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You know you are getting old when 22 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
You could also mix baking soda with cream of tartar (tartaric acid) or powdered citric acid. Then you only need to add water.
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Describe this backyard treehouse in one word 49 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Elation
Oh shit! Duck! 7 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
"I know, man, it's awes... AAAAHHHH!!!"
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"Do not indoctrinate your children..." 12 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
"Indoctrination" means "the process of teaching". What's he really saying?
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Your whole life is not a lie, my friend 8 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Thanks, jordana!
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Books 6 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
"My friend just asked to use my USB to charge his cigarette, but I'm already using it to charge my book.... The future is dumb."
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The ultimate shower 16 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
*steps in* WHAAAARGARRRBL!!!!
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Your whole life is not a lie, my friend 8 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
In that case they should have designed their brick cutter so that it doesn't produce two wasted half-bricks every alternate row. I can't think of a design that wouldn't produce more waste than that but surely someone could. Or perhaps the partial bricks can be ground up and the material used again. (Yes, I just spent 10 minutes thinking about brick-making.)
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Butt pug 4 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Way too far
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Hey Republicans, I'll make you a deal 28 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
They are.
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Dvd vs. Blu-ray 8 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
So... it was rendered differently for the Blu-Ray version. That has nothing to do with the resolution, or even the bit-rate.
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Every time I see this... I can't stop laughing 6 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
WHY would this person not simply let go of the handle?
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Hey Republicans, I'll make you a deal 28 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Indeed! We can totally do better than either!
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