Supes Adorbs

That's either mercury, gallium, or someone used Tollens' Reagent.

Opinions are like assholes. Everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.

So true.
"I GET OUT OF WAY" *walks directly into my feet as I'm walking*

a thin what?

That thing would crumple under the force of the first punch. Needs a redesign.

Adenine is only paired with Uracil during RNA synthesis.
I killed Schrodinger's cat.
The faster than light neutrino thing has already been disproven.

As a current owner of an English Bulldog... this is EXACTLY what it looks like.

Can we all agree that they are both terrible and move on to more worthy candidates?

As a chemist, I can vouch for the truth of this.

You don't even need string theory to reach that conclusion, just quantum field theory.

Why would you do that?

Are you trying to say that kids are mentally unstable?

This video is full of very poor science:
1. Non-dairy creamer may very well contain sodium aluminosilicate as an anticaking agent, but the aluminosilicate itself is NOT flammable. Creamer is only flammable because of its high surface area, same goes for the chili and the flour.
2. Calcium hypochlorite is NOT flammable, it is merely serving as an oxidizer. The brake fluid is what is burning. Brake fluid is made from various glycol ethers, and any other glycol (or glycerol for that matter) will do the same thing.
3. No shit. Stuff that’s full of alcohol/propane/butane is flammable? Who would have guessed?

Grass is overrated. Grass is irrigated more than any other crop in the US. I say let the weeds grow, mow them, and pretend they're grass.

What if you don't like cookies?

creepy mysterious hole... I know! Lets go inside! That sounds like a great idea!

What about The Dude?

AWWW! He's so happy!