jimcrichton

jimcrichton


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Hope you are all doing well. I really miss you all. Keep the peace and love in your hearts 17 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I was gonna say, those might be symptoms of a chemical imbalance.
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This is a Romanian barbeque 12 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Ron Swanson's dinner.
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Spock's Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The Yard 1 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Reminds me of Data's (the android from ST:Next Generation) poem "Ode to Spot" (his cat).
Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature;
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion,
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
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i miss missing you now and theeeeeeen 7 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
"He prefers to be called Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All." ...
"You can't just call him "not Mum".... "And I am?" ... "Also not Mum... And everyone else is?" .... "Peasants... Well, that's unfortunate."
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Normal mirror vs 2-way mirror 11 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
They mean a half silvered mirror. (see comment above)
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Normal mirror vs 2-way mirror 11 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
It's not true, as guest pointed out, it merely distinguishes between a first or second surface mirror. In the case of a "two way mirror" (more properly, a "one way mirror", or even more properly, a "half silvered mirror") it will appear to be a mirror from whichever side is illuminated more brightly, and the other side will be visible from whichever side is more dim. Thus, if you put your face near the mirror and cup your hands around your eyes to block out the light from the side you are on, you can see the other side, even from the more brightly illuminated side.
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Ah, the wonderful brain 16 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
The brain basically does whatever produces the most dopamine, serotonin, or oxytocin... We are all addicts to those three substances.
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My tetris skills finally came in handy 10 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Also, moving trucks.
Coffee 12 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
That sounds like some crazy-ass coffee.
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The dark hedges, northern ireland 7 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
They don't look so dark to me.
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They found this cute little cub caked in the mud 11 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Yes but what does he say?
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Over-enthusiastic sink 17 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Oh yeah! I forgot about that! But I think it's called water hammer.
Rescuing koalas 7 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Koalas are cute but they will mess you up. Not exactly friendly if they haven't been around humans since infancy.
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Iphone covers are getting out of hand 10 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
No, it's still in her hand. See?
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*relevant title* 12 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I disagree. Everyone is free to achieve wealth, and as for unattractive, I'd rather have a good person than a good looking person.
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He's right you know 6 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Well, yeah... speaking in relative terms perhaps.
Satan's Furry Worshiper 5 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Nice!
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Airline 7 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I tried to book a ticket and they asked me, "How many will be traveling?" ... I said, "How should I know? It's your plane."
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This is like an everyday occurrence 18 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Wow, you guys are messed up. ;)
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After a long ass day 3 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
What's an "ass day"?
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WHAT IF, LIKE??? 3 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
This dog should be named "The Dude".
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Epic PS skill: Removing the cage 8 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I usually use a combination of clone stamp, healing brush, and sparingly, blur... for best results.
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From 8 weeks to 8 months 12 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I <3 Puppies!
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Since today is Columbus Day 25 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Yeah, Columbus was a dick.
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Violet fluorite 7 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
It seems the violet color of fluorite is due to electronic color centers created when high energy radiation causes the ejection of a fluorine atom from the lattice. (Took me 10 minutes to find that information amid a sea of crystal healing bullsh*t.)
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