I immediately thought of Marzipan from Homestarrunner

They are NOW.

"I'm a grass."

I think you mean awesome ideas.

I wish I could give this more than one like.

Being offended on someone's behalf isn't kind, it's pity, and that's probably even more insulting.

http://xkcd.com/36/

Physical damage vs. Chemical damage

Brilliant!

Doge is feel. Doge is love.

This is priceless

Barbies can't die. Genetically hard-wired to keep on living, whatever happens. Well. But they still age, poor loves. Over time, the body breaks down, rots, liquefies. Interestingly, the Barbie word for sewer is the same as their word for graveyard.

You can see the sadness in their eyes. "Why you do dis to me?"

I understand the accuracy of this even though I'm male.

So true. Most teachers briefly review the previous class in the beginning anyway. Either allow more time for travel between classes, or STFU.

PLU codes: The only part of this that is still true is the fact that the prefix "9" identifies organically grown items. The prefix "8" is no longer used as an identifier.
Source: http://www.ifpsglobal.com/Portals/22/IFPS%20Documents/PLU%20FAQ/PLU%20Site%20FAQs%20Aug%202015%20v2.pdf

Organic farming: using land that could have fed thousands to feed dozens.
Approved pesticides pose absolutely ZERO health risk. In fact, many "natural" or "organic" pesticides are more toxic than the conventional alternative. Furthermore, as that_gamer_girl has already stated, GMOs are perfectly safe and have successfully eliminated hunger in many parts of the world.