Now let's go make that sombrero!

Everyone hates microtransactions.

Why not?

Possibly. They probably either picked a low sulfur vent, or they have a fume scrubber.

I second that, toclafane.

I would think that, overall, the less dirt you leave in the bed, the better.

Whatever leaves the maximum surface area directly exposed is best. More surface area that has your sweat (and dead skin aka. mite food) on it is exposed to be dried out if it is left messy. Although ideally speaking, you should flip the comforter and sheets over ie. make the bed "upside down".

The funniest people are often the saddest.

Disturbing

Indeed, most guys say what they mean and mean what they say.