I think I hurt my puncreas

Depending on what you're wiling to accept, there may not even be particles, just manifestations of different vibrations (as in string theory), or excitations of everywhere-permeating fields (quantum field theory).

If we're going for scarcity perhaps consider a Francium or Astatine standard. Neither of those occurs in quantities of more than a few atoms at a time.

True, but the lines ruin it for me. Also, seeing the arm off.

Careful! That stuff can kill you.

*shudder*

Agreed

Exactly, it never existed in the first place.

It could with suspenders

Even worse is doing ballet. Ever seen their feet? It's like nightmare fuel.