*googles* Indeed, you are correct. Thanks! I learned a new thing!

Perhaps they're not in practice, but they are supposed to be.

AAAHHH!!!

I would consider Parmesan an addition to the cheese that's already there... not a condiment.

But they have a good point. Both a pet and a spouse are for life. Not to be entered into lightly.

Of course it didn't catch on! Why would anyone care to see that? Besides, wouldn't it just be dark? Even if there is a light on there too you wouldn't see more than a centimeter or so ahead of the camera. That's why, when they do a laparoscopic surgery, they have to fill the cavity of interest with air so they can see what they're doing instead of the flesh being just right up against the camera lens.

True, but it's still a textile based pun.

AW! DANGIT!