jimcrichton

jimcrichton


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Not-jason 3 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
#Things I would do if I had an identical twin.
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This airport has a area to recombobulate 10 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Oh yeah baby, lets combobulate!
What would you do? 46 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
This is a show by Rooster Teeth called "Million Dollars But..." See link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ6P9mQw8jg&list=PLUBVPK8x-XMgM5-S09D8FqrLcd2bSL_oQ
Sorry… 48 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
You had better be sorry! I couldn't even finish reading this... my heart hurts.
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Are the lights on now? 9 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
"Nope... keep trying, babe."
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Scholar Dog: asking the important questions 3 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Good pun. But I'm honestly more impressed that you took the time to find the o with the diaeresis (this thing ӧ).
Minimalist Bathroom Signs 9 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
10 internets to sero for good use of deg deg.
Most people's experience (sorry for the long post) 4 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I think that's supposed to be her skirt.
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*long sigh* and his name is... 10 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
@thatdangdawdler It's cool, I just couldn't resist the joke.
Pollution 19 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
Good point, deviledapple. Come to think of it... a lot of that smog is due to non-solids that the vacuum cleaner wouldn't have retained anyway unless you used a chemical adsorbent. At which point we're back to "making a cake from eggs".
But is there beer in the fridge? 4 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
These shortcut pranks never get old
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All the pets 8 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
But they all eat different things
*long sigh* and his name is... 10 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
What does this have to do with Mos Def?
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All the pets 8 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I think the most impressive part is that they're all looking the same way. Thoughts on what could entice all of these different species to look the same way?
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Dog Jokes 6 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
inb4 "No, this is Patrick!"
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Newly hatched mantises 4 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
One summer I ordered 6 mantis egg cases online and hatched them in a terrarium. I guess I didn't have enough fruit flies for them because all but 3 of them ate each other and survived long enough to molt once, and then the largest of those 3 ate the other two. And that's the one I had as a pet, until the end of the season when I released it so it would have a chance to breed. I named it H.G. Wells because they look like they could be aliens. It used to sit on my shoulder and watch TV with me.
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Zombie Squirrel? 9 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I just learned something: "On very rare occasions, when their usual food sources are scarce, eastern gray squirrels also prey upon insects, frogs, small rodents including other squirrels, and small birds, their eggs, and young."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_gray_squirrel#Diet
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Sit perfectly still... 11 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
In case anyone is wondering, that's a luna moth (Actias luna).
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Zombie Squirrel? 9 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I thought squirrels were herbivores.
Why does San Francisco have such a low draw distance? 4 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
When game programmers go outside
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Carbon Fiber knife 10 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
What most people don't realize about "carbon fiber" is that what they are actually talking about is a "carbon fiber composite material". Carbon fiber on it's own is more like cloth (in fact it starts out as cloth, which is then pyrolyzed ie. heated in a chamber with no oxygen). The stiff carbon fiber composite most people are thinking of is impregnated with an epoxy resin, this confers strength by the carbon fiber reinforcing the resin, and by the resin keeping the fibers from rubbing together and breaking. All this to say that, at the edge of that knife you basically have only epoxy (brittle resin with only traces of carbon fiber), it will NOT hold an edge... it will go dull after the first use.
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You would be surprised how entertaining this is 11 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
I know a different way to make a cock shadow, iykwim.
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*meow 5 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
He looks fabulous
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but...honestly...why??? 5 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
NO I am NOT ok! That is enraging! ALL diametric lines (and therefore cuts) are degenerate.
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I hope I never meet a human 26 comments
jimcrichton · 9 years ago
The most metal description of humans ever.
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